what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed

and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina

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my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

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Khloe: Demi, do you have a crush on one of these boys?

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Never discourage anyone…who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.


do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why

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in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

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